Observing Society Gifts

Beggar on escalator.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Nervous at a party.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

The United States of Amazement

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take a pill so you won't be one.