Observing Society Gifts

Beggar on escalator.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Glance Exchange

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Politicians are from Uranus.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"What are you doing?"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

Nervous at a party.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

The United States of Amazement

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"