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Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Filling the Missile Gap

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

Opinion Dislodgement Disorder (ODD).

'He started it!'

The Real Russian history

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"No aliens"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

Mixed marriage: food fight

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'