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"Sit!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Balloon dog training

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Training.

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

How paper training can affect puppies...

'They wouldn't let him graduate from obedience school - he bit the valedictorian.'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

Noise machines for dogs.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".