Oak Flavor Aficionado Pillows

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

Apples for sale

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Hats and Food

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Men's fragrances...

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'My dentist recommended it.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.