Nutrition Puzzle Solver Mugs

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Something just didn't add up."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Iraq and the road ahead...

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Life Tetris

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Frank?"

Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

The European Bailout

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

UK Economy

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

'Dollar'

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

G.P.S for Poor Math Students

Throughout history, many animals have played a key role in the development of medical science.

"Dieting galls my bladder!"