Nutrition Puzzle Solver Pillows

'Al has vowed to climb the Food Pyramid...one mouthful at a time.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Something just didn't add up."

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Iraq and the road ahead...

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Life Tetris

"Frank?"

"What do you mean you can't figure it out? It's not rocket science! Oh, wait..."

The European Bailout

"I think I've found the trouble, Mr. Nadler!"

"You haven't quite got the idea of pi have you Jones."

"Just when you think you've got it all figured out, they hit you with algebra."

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

"The problem with facts is that they get in the way of ignorance."

'Dollar'

UK Economy

Connect the Dots and see what the 2014 political campaigns and/or elections are all about. . .

'Sometimes I just feel like processing some data, but I have no data to process - other times I have the data, but I have nothing to process it with.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

Throughout history, many animals have played a key role in the development of medical science.

Help Trump's Lawyer Navigate His Legal Defense