Nut Allergy Advocate Gifts

Wong's Chinese Restaurant notice: 'Oour fortune cookies are made in a facility that also processes litchi nuts.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

P*ssed-atchios...

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

Mixed Nuts

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'