Nut Allergy Advocate Gifts

Wong's Chinese Restaurant notice: 'Oour fortune cookies are made in a facility that also processes litchi nuts.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"Garden variety allergies."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

You are what you eat!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

'Nuts, nuts, nothing but nuts!' When Squirrels Search Their Family Trees.

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Eat More Salted Nuts

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Mixed Nuts

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"I'm nuts about you, but then I'm nuts about everybody …"

'It's what I always say... You are what you eat'.

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

P*ssed-atchios...

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'When I learned, 'you are what you eat', I realised I was nuts.'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

Squirrels eating different types of nuts.