Nursery Whiz Pillows

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Coping with a strong-willed child

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"Well, that one got away."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

Mother Goose Timeshare

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."