Nursery School Dreamer Pillows

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Clown baby.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'