School Dreamers Pillows

'...do I want to risk putting up with someone like me?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Very good, Jeffrey! - You are so creative!'

Good luck in your A Levels.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"I'd put his name down for Eton if I could spell it!"

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'