Nursery Rhyme Detective T-Shirts

Dress your little investigator in playful style! Our Nursery Rhyme Detective t-shirts add a fun, creative twist to everyday wear, perfect for curious kids with a love for stories.

Nursery Rhyme Sleuth T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Collector T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Scholar T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Narrator T-Shirts Nursery Rhymes T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Navigator T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Twist T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Nerd T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Writer T-Shirts Nursery Rhyme Nostalgic T-Shirts

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"I've been trying to remember all morning, lieutenant. Who did kill Cock Robin?"

"I've been trying to remember all morning, lieutenant. Who did kill Cock Robin?"

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

"Apparently the little miss was last seen sitting on a tuffet. If only we knew what a tuffet was."

The Humpty Dumpty Case: Startling New Evidence Comes to Light!

The Humpty Dumpty Case: Startling New Evidence Comes to Light!

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Well, that one got away."

"Well, that one got away."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'And you're telling me this, why?'

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

Nursery Rhyme Detective T-Shirts Collection

Nursery Rhyme Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of Nursery Rhyme Detective mugs and start every morning with a creative twist—perfect for little sleuths and story lovers.

Nursery Rhyme Detective Pillows

Bring imagination to their room decor with our Nursery Rhyme Detective pillows—comfort and curiosity combined in charming design.

Nursery Rhyme Detective Prints

Enhance their space with delightful Nursery Rhyme Detective prints—perfect for inspiring young minds and sparking storytelling adventures.