Nursery Night Watch Gifts

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"Hush, little baby, don’t you cry ... ever."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Children in a Nursery.

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Visualize yourself not falling off the wall.'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Thinking about TV.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'How many times have I asked you not to bring bread and honey into the counting house!'

Gossiping neighbours.

"Sorry, Ma. I never thought I'd move back home."

The Obamaficaton of NASA.

"Jack fell down and broke his crown, but he should be all right after extensive surgery."