Nurse Appreciators Gifts

"And this is one of our more difficult patients..."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

I don't care what happened on ER. This doctor patient relationship is not going to descend into unbridled passion.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"I THINK I've got an app for that!"

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

Nurse has painted target of patient's butt.

"Just because your mother devoured your siblings and not you didn't mean she valued you any less. She was just full."

Thank You to Vaccinators

Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses

Coronavirus

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'Bad news, your blood group has been discontinued.'

Doctor organises medical documents into 'poked' and 'prodded' piles.

'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'

Florence Nightingale

"She'll be with you in a minute ... she's nursing a grudge."

'I don't mind the night shift except for one thing, I am afraid of the dark!'

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.