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Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!

The Life of Pi

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Staff Yearbook

Math Teacher

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

But under a different accounting convention ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Reign Man

Garden Sudoku

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Prize vegetables with rude names.

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'I love wearing my little black number.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

Mathematics.

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'