Number Game Addict T-Shirts

'I'm obsessed with it, morning noon and night, Sudoku's driving me crazy...'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Reign Man

Garden Sudoku

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."