Number Game Addict T-Shirts

'I'm obsessed with it, morning noon and night, Sudoku's driving me crazy...'

The Life of Pi

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Reign Man

Pork Bellies.

Garden Sudoku

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

57th Birthday balloons

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"