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The Life of Pi

Today we learned to count to one.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Math Teacher

But under a different accounting convention ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Reign Man

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

'I love wearing my little black number.'

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

Mathematics.

'My husband always loves your Poisson distribution - it's something to do with being a mathematician.'

'I used to be dull and boring then, one day, I discovered accountancy.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?