Number Dialer Prints

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Math Teacher

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

-Great little number cruncher! -But lousy table manners.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Creative accounting.

Early Tech Support

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Homeless count.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"We're going to need the best forensic accountants money can buy."

'I love wearing my little black number.'