Number 23 Admirer Pillows

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Happy Birthday!"

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Red hot little combo

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

The First Commuters

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Euphemistic.

'We were matched by computer.'

"Five minutes, General."

Alan Turing

Quackie was sure he would beat all his competitors, mistakenly believing that the three stages of the triathlon were swimming, running and flying.

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

Brexit

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"I wouldn't say 'favorite' animal."

Barack Obama.

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

It's all about the PR baby!