Nude Beach Aficionado Prints

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

Working Holiday.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Fish Shoes.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

The sea-side hat.

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.