Nude Beach Aficionado Prints

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

Working Holiday.

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

The Sun Bather

Starfish doing the wave.

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Fish Shoes.

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'