Nuclear Negotiations Nut Gifts

Nuclear talks.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

Nuclear energy.

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling Security.'

Atomic Bear: Part 24

'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

"All night I dreamed I was at work. Do I get overtime for that?"

"Tough group."

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

Tiny Drones

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'At the last meeting 7 members of the board disagreed. I remember you said that they'd regret it...'

'I'll give you a raise on one condition, Maxwell...you never ask for another one.'

A mushroom cloud with Putin's face

'5 pounds of liver ought to be enough to get your husband to take you out for dinner.'

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'

Sign-writer with 4 arms painting 'Welcome to Sellafield.'

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

Children play in hazmat suits after a nuclear apocalypse.

Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.

Trump and Iran

"Lord, help the GOP reject missile reduction, hasrening the second coming and Armageddon!"

"Looks like you're out of options, big man. Sure, I'll guide your sleigh tonight. Here's my price. Cash. And, by the way, we're leaving this out of the song."

Child does not realize the water is from a 'Cooling Pond'.

Mrs Sisyphus.

"I finally got that order off Benson last night. He signed it a chopstick dipped in soya sauce."

The Centrifuge

At the Mayfield Mothers Group weekly Flintstones Vitamins trading session.

Nuclear waste burial