Nuclear Negotiation Follower Pillows

Talks To End, Iran Nukes Will Never End.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

Tearing up the Iran Deal

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Meeting. 'Meh.'

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

American Bombs

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

"I'll trade you the withdrawal of 5000 US troops from South Korea, in return for you dismantling 5 nukes..."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Foreign policy

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

An Arm and a Leg.

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"I Win!!!"

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"My fees are quite high, and yet you say you have little money. I think I'm seeing a conflict of interest here."

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'