Nato Follower Pillows

"Pay up now or my good friend Boris will be back to have a little chat with you..."

Ukraine Crisis

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

Nato Membership

That might not work, EU...

American Bombs

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Foreign policy

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

An Arm and a Leg.

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

"I Win!!!"

European Union calling Philae

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

EU and the Departure of Angela Merkel

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

Al-assad back to the world stage

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"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

EU money addiction

"The latest poll numbers must be out."