European Union Follower Pillows

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

European Union calling Philae

European funds.

'I'll get my coat!'

Euro Crisis Chimera

"Take the other door, Mr. Tsipras!"

Alexis Tsipras

The winner Tsipras

Brexit

"Do you think Brexit will turn out okay?"

"I'm warning you."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Loan Alley

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

That might not work, EU...

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Speeding Forklift

Euro Problems

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"I Win!!!"

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

Grexit

Brexit and the pound

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Sergio Mattarella

Brexit Trip

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'