Eu Followers Pillows

"Doctor! I lost my voice."

Loan Alley

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

That might not work, EU...

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

Europa takes a selfie

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Euro Problems

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Brexit Trip

"I Win!!!"

Grexit

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

Nicolas Sarkozy.

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Brexit and the pound

Sergio Mattarella

Spain Bleeding Under the German Controlled Euro.

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Europe

Belgium Battle.

European Union calling Philae

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

'I'll get my coat!'

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