Nuclear History Fan Gifts

'I don't know what it says either, but I don't like the look of it.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Science And Society 1923

Nuclear Capacity.

The Race to Ukraine

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Kim Jong-un

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'Is it organic?'

Iranium

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Nuclear lineup

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

"Without further ado, please welcome the real 'Indiana Jones!'"

'We didn't see any radiation.'

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'