Nuclear History Fan Gifts

'I don't know what it says either, but I don't like the look of it.'

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Science And Society 1923

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Maypole

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

The Race to Ukraine

Kim Jong-un

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

Nuclear Capacity.

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

'Is it organic?'

Iranium

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Nuclear lineup

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

"Tell me you didn't just pronounce it 'nucular'."

"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

"That isn't allowed either."

'Quick! The NINE iron!!'

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program