"It's soon to be listed in the National Register of Historic Military Holes in the Ground."
Nuclear Historian Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the nuclear historian in your life? Our collection offers clever, creative items that honor their interest in nuclear history with humor and insight. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee or a print for their study, our products are designed to delight and inspire curiosity about the atomic age.
North Korea's Nuclear Program
Missile Fourposter
Playthings
"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."
"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"
'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'
Atomic Bear: Part 14
I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.
Nuclear Proliferation
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'
The Ayatollah Bomb?
Science And Society 1923
Atomic Bear: Part 18
Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.
'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'
At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.
Kim Jong-un
"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."
'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'
'There's definitely civilization on this planet!'
Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did
"Gentlemen! Don't touch anything!"
"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."
Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson
If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.
'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'
Chernobyl Chow
Iranium
"That's strange. It must have been slow."
Nukes in the yard.
"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."
'Loose Nuke Round Up!'
'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'
Nuclear Historian Gifts Collection
Nuclear Historian Mugs
Explore our collection of nuclear historian mugs, blending humor and history—ideal for anyone fascinated by atomic science and the story of nuclear energy.
Nuclear Historian Pillows
Discover our plush pillows featuring nuclear history motifs—great for adding a touch of atomic flair to any room for the passionate enthusiast.
Nuclear Historian Prints
Browse our nuclear history prints—artful, creative designs that celebrate the fascinating world of atoms, energy, and scientific discovery.
Nuclear Historian T-Shirts
Check out our nuclear-themed t-shirts—perfect for history buffs and science lovers who appreciate witty, creative designs centered on atomic history.