Nuclear Discussions Pillows

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

American Roulette

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'What did He do before he was God?'

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Trump Tower

'Big Issue...'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

The sword is mightier than the pen.