Nuclear Debate Participant Gifts

EU Makes Nuclear Energy Green

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

Arizona In Black

(Beware of the dog)

While guns don't kill people, recent horror shootings call for new stringent gun controls...

It Makes Sense If You're a Democrat

"And then I said, 'They're not Christians, they're Easter Worshippers!' Cause we can't say the 'C' word out. . ."

Immigration Measures in USA.

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'Safety Net.'

What concerns you more about politicians, unanswered questions or unquestioned answers?

"Some deterrent that was!"

"Motion denied then"

'The medical society says yes, the hospital says maybe and his lawyer says no.'

This is Weird

Republican Mutant Mammoth

"Thank god it wasn't a mega budget."

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

"I like it, but let's replace the 'evolved from apes' bit with something more plausible - like a talking snake."

"Shotgun!"

"I deny causing any increase in hate speech."

U.S. politics

Moot Point: Welcome to members of the debating club on their annual hike.

Arms Fair - "Of course as part of our ethical foreigh policy the 20 kiloton population fragmentation bomb is only available to respectable governments."

'Rumors that we're building nuclear weapons are nonsense! Our uranium enrichment program is strictly for medical purposes!'

'Now, give us a straight answer, come on! Is Britain involved in torture or not?'

Nuclear

World Bank and the Gas Supply

This is Sadie. I've got a question. I usually give people the benefit of the doubt. I usually don't think those who disagree with me are evil. But after I listen to you, I feel like everyone but you and me is trying to destroy the country. You know who's trying to destroy the country? Who? Callers who can't tell the difference between a question and a statement. I'm sorry. How can I atone, Master? Excellent question.

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

'We kings aren't either all alike!'

Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

'So - my wife tells me you're black. What's that like?'

"Look! - Bloody sponging foreigners...."