Nuanced Thinker Pillows

Opinion poll. I don't know if I'm politicall right or left, but everybody seems to think I'd definitely off-center.

'Politically, I'd say I'm centrist-fringe.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

Paul Ree

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Zenemies.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Compression

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'