Nra Member Pillows

Gun Show.

'Dam' thing backfired!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

No Elgar!

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Orchestra.

Taking a peek at the audience

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Wal-Mart Ruling

Privacy Conference Security

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Occupational Hazards.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Violin family at Christmas

Team Flute

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Team Cello

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Giving Up a Little Privacy

No Bruch!

Violinist.

'...and on Bass...'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Yup, cannon in D.'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"The guy's a natural!"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Remote work

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller