Novelty Traffic Mocker Mugs

Yellow brick road congestion.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Trouble parking in Brighton

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Desert Island Roundabout

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Running in please pass

"Great. Now we'll probably miss all the lights between here and earth."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Oh no, I've been clamped!'

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Pensioner on a mobility scooter who leaves run over pedestrians in his wake has a sign reading 'How's my driving?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Bicyclist Leaves His Turn Signal On.

Congestion of the Electric Car

Supermarket Traffic

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

'Bloody government giving in to road lobby again...'