Novelty Toilet Item Collector T-Shirts

Man on toilet with funnel

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fly fishing.

The Hammer

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Med School Mascots.

Monkey Business

Newest items from the cooler image

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

House sale.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."