Novelty Toilet Item Collector T-Shirts

Man on toilet with funnel

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fly fishing.

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Newest items from the cooler image

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

House sale.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.