Novelty Sports Gift Lover Prints

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

"It's how I get someone's attention."

Extreme Bowling.

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

"Respect man!"

The First Waterski

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Clean underwear for sale.

Acme quick sand

"I'll never forget the day Dad bought me x-ray specs for Christmas."

'I don't get it. What does P.l.d.n.L.S. spell?'

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

Forged signed memorabilia.

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

'I told you bungee jumping from your tree stand was a bad idea!'