Sporting Goods Lovers Prints

A man is robbing a sporting goods store. He says to the clerk:' I need two guns, three ski-masks,and three pairs of your fastest roller blades!'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

Die-hard soccer moms.

'Six hundred dollars! That's ridiculous! I could buy a new driver with that kind of money!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

"i'm still trying to determine if he's starte an adult education class or is in a long slow decline."

Forged signed memorabilia.

'They're for a friend.'

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

'He filed for bankrupcy when he got behind on the repayments for his Man U. shirt.'

"This is an intervention. We feel you have an addiction to buying bowling equipment."

'Reebok, Adidas or Nike - It's a tough one isn't it, people'

1956: Sid Figgis turns up wearing last seasons' scarf.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

'This is our new camouflage hat.'

'Hey, wait a minute...This isn't an autograph book. It's an I. O. U.!'

"Despite what you read on social media, no, I'm not required by law to wear a jockstrap."

'I'm better than you and you.'

The Beckham in right now

Golf shop

'I'm not sure about these... camouflage golf balls!'

'Got any other form of ID?'

Fashionable Golfer

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."

'Take his golf club, they're worth a few bob!'

'I'll never forget my glove again!'