Novelty Sports Gift Lover Gifts

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"It's how I get someone's attention."

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Extreme Bowling.

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Sorry Doc, but once I start pulling on a thread I just can't seem to stop!

"Respect man!"

The First Waterski

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Clean underwear for sale.

Acme quick sand

'I don't get it. What does P.l.d.n.L.S. spell?'

"I'll never forget the day Dad bought me x-ray specs for Christmas."

Replica Battle Set - Pub Fight Figures

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

Forged signed memorabilia.

'I'll say this about your mother - she is easy to buy for.'

'Nobody bludgeons anymore. It's all Computer Crime now.'