Novelty Slipper Fan Mugs

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

Baloneystini

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

Biting Slippers.

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

"Leftovers"

Cave painting merchandise for sale

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

One size fits all

I'm with Stew Pidd shirt.

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Food-Snob Fear Factor

A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'Useless Tools: Jelly Spanner.'

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

"Sorry, we don't have rental shoes in size 19."

'35 pairs of braces please, I'm going bungee jumping.'

Bunny in People Slippers.

"Just to let you know, I've pencilled you in for next Wednesday..."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.