Novelty Remote Users Mugs

Improvised TV Remote

Dog Walking Services

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Hay Rides $10

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Peel poker.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Ball Pool Peril

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Bumper Limos

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

"You should consider buying."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Jurassic Pork

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

The Old Curiosity Shop