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"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Getting to Know You

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You're welcome."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror