Novelty Interior Designer Mugs

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

"Home depot."

Use your imagination.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "