Novelty Humorist Pillows

Don Quixote and Dulcinea

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Football Chameleon

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"The Eggsorcist"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

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Kultural K9's.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Earl suspends his disbelief.

Medical Books - Lady Chatterley's Liver

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

"Call me Ishmael."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.