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Arctic fishing

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

The Hammer

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Roadkill cookies"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Monkey Business

Med School Mascots.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."