Novelty Home Explorers Mugs

"And back in May I got as far as the living room."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Frank?"

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Home Ship Home

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

'Of course, times have changed. The Earl and Countess now live in that folly!'

Family living in an allevator

Welcome to the Bland Canyon. I trust you bought some board games.

'Hey mom, look! One of Dad's old report cards! Boy, has he got a lot of explaining to do!'

"The house has a very open floor plan."

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"As guides, you will escort kids this way, to the best part of our haunted house. The chamber of horrors!"

'It's not often they come on to the market.'

'What - the whole house is flooded? Great! I take it!'

'Anything in my price range?' 'Yes, but I'd have a homeless watchdog on my hands.'

'And you hardly hear the neighbours, just the occasional shot gun bang.'

Open house.

"As you can see...it's in the catchment area for the local school."

'You mean- THAT'S the fat cat I've slaved over a hot stove all day???'

'Yes, the moving sale was there, but now it's down the street. You'd better hurry before it moves again.'

"It's a small world because we never leave our neighborhood."

'Curiosity'