Novelty Home Collector Mugs

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Recalculating route..."

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Roadkill cookies"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Monkey Business

Med School Mascots.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

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