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"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Man's best friends."

"Surprise!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

I see

Bumper Limos

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

'Decorating on a shoestring'

Casual skydiving.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Drinking Hats

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."