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"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Man's best friends."

"Surprise!"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Call me!"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

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Bumper Limos

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Decorating on a shoestring'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Casual skydiving.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

"You said to pack only the essentials, and this couch is essential for my afternoon naps."

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

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