Novelty Cartoon Collector Pillows

"You shouldn't feel too bad. I think it's remarkable they managed even one jump."

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

Selfmade Man.

101 uses of a dead cat: bridge steps.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Clown on bike.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."