Novelty Apron Collector Prints

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Clown on bike.

"Recalculating route..."

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Lavatory Waterfall

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

House sale.

Newest items from the cooler image

Med School Mascots.

Monkey Business

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."