Novelty Apron Collector Mugs

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

The Hammer

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

House sale.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Newest items from the cooler image

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.