Apron Wearer Prints

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Domestic Goddess.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Little Red Riding Carpet

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Cooking'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Batman O' War

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Stop Me Before I Grill Again

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Even More Disciples'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

Atomic Bear: Part 5

State of the Union

'I like to wear women's collars.'

Parson and abandoned husband

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'