Notice Board Navigator Prints

Competitions.

Lost-Little Tabs of Paper

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

Newspaper suicide.

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

Musical Bicycle.

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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Musical Note Nail

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

Musician's Fishing Trip

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"You know our 'Never-Overwhelm-The-Reader' policy. Your story is irrelevant, trivial and stupid but not irrelevant, trivial and stupid enough."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"Oh shut up."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

Information, Clarification, and Correction.

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

Bass Clef

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair