Nosy Neighbor Collective Pillows

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

$1: Family Secrets

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

Blower wars.

Nice to see you!

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

A huge, mind-boggling number.

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'Nosy neighbors need to mind their own business.'

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

'Why is their grass always greener than ours?'

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

Mrs. Prissypaws thought her new neighbor was too free with his body.

"You'll see it when it's done."

'Isn't it enough to keep up with the Joneses - must we hover over them?'

Clickbait Road - Number 7 will shock you